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Ah Christmas.

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Ah Christmas.

Postby Mikee » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:08 pm

When four of Santa"s elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mum was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. More stress when he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and a grumpy irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn"t it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?" And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

...ah Christmas. :rs: :rs: :rs: :bien:
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Re: Ah Christmas.

Postby Biggles » Tue Dec 06, 2011 12:22 pm

Bah humbug.
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Re: Ah Christmas.

Postby Frugg » Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:20 pm

:bien: :bien:

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Re: Ah Christmas.

Postby Mikee » Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:12 pm

Biggles wrote:Bah humbug.


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Re: Ah Christmas.

Postby Frugg » Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:47 pm

-lol- -lol- -lol- -lol- -lol- :bien: :rs:
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Re: Ah Christmas.

Postby Ralle » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:04 am

Merry Christmas to all !!!
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Re: Ah Christmas.

Postby linoberlin » Fri Dec 23, 2011 7:35 pm

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Re: Ah Christmas.

Postby visagti » Sat Dec 24, 2011 7:28 am

Merry Christmas and a good Visa new year :bien: :voyons:
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Re: Ah Christmas.

Postby Mikee » Sat Dec 24, 2011 9:58 am

...Merry Christmas everybody:

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Re: Ah Christmas.

Postby DavidD » Sat Dec 24, 2011 3:19 pm

Hello all,

Have a good Christmas eveybody, and are you coming down the pub tonight Mike?

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